My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I cant recall when I first heard of the facts of lifebut i was very young, and I'd heard about the way that a man has to put his willy into a ladies fanny when they love each other very much and want a baby.
I was also convinced that each family could only have a maximum of two children, because a man only had two balls in that bag beneath his willy, and the requirement was one per baby.
I was so afraid of when the time was to come for that big ball to come out of the end of the tiny hole in the end of my willy.
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turb0t, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:37,
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This made me laugh a lot.I think I almost coughed a testicle from my wheezing throat.
Thanks :)
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squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:39,
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brilliantjust spat coffee on my monitor. hilarious.
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