My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Excellent......but Jim Davidson's had this one in his routine for twenty years now. Unless YOU ARE JIM DAVIDSON.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:22,
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Ha...I think I first heard Bob Monkhouse tell it, but yeah, its ancient.
Although I did nearly change the punchline to '...so I raped her sister' but that was a step too far, even for me.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:22,
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Davidson......would sometimes change it to "so I slammed her tit in the car door"
Lovely chap.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:06,
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