My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Paracetamol and Vodka
usually does the trick
(plus early night, hot water bottle and flannel pyjamas)
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:56, 1 reply)
usually does the trick
(plus early night, hot water bottle and flannel pyjamas)
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:56, 1 reply)
I'm confused
does Paracetamol and Vodka make your tits smaller or sate binge urges?
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does Paracetamol and Vodka make your tits smaller or sate binge urges?
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I'd imagine
if you ate a hot water bottle and flannel pyjamas you wouldn't feel the need for anything more.
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if you ate a hot water bottle and flannel pyjamas you wouldn't feel the need for anything more.
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