My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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nuns mean business.
Learned everything I needed to know about sex from my mother's books about raising girlchildren and from that old bastion of factuality, the internet.
Let's just say, it left something to be desired.
/nonsexual
:: still slightly put out that she does not, in fact, get a special moon ritual under the stars just because she occasionally and involuntarily manifests physical characteristics of fertility ::
Oh, and my actual sex ed class was given by nuns. Shiver. My biggest misconception? That they must have been wrong.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 4:17, 1 reply)
Learned everything I needed to know about sex from my mother's books about raising girlchildren and from that old bastion of factuality, the internet.
Let's just say, it left something to be desired.
/nonsexual
:: still slightly put out that she does not, in fact, get a special moon ritual under the stars just because she occasionally and involuntarily manifests physical characteristics of fertility ::
Oh, and my actual sex ed class was given by nuns. Shiver. My biggest misconception? That they must have been wrong.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 4:17, 1 reply)
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