My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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No, it's not the jeansIt's lots of lube and lots of foreplay. The cave-gay-couples probably used mammoth fat or something, Pjur Eros not being available at the time.
And also: all that pressure and only 5 minutes of sex? Mrs Caveman should start shopping around for a more considerate lover.
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