
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Was Lyndsey attractive? I've found that older women make for better shags, I reckon you should have gone for it.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:32, 1 reply)

Looking back, if older PJM could travel back over the years and swap places with younger PJM I'd still be bloody terrified.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:35, closed)

if you had mentally forced your way past your fears, your state of terror would have made it hard for you to get it up.
I speak from personal experience here.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:03, closed)

Put it this way, absolutely not for one second have I never regretted doing a Linford out the front door at the earliest opportunity!
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:12, closed)
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