
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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she's got lovely eyes and fantastic eyebrows, good skin, nice hair and despite her resemblance to Bingo she has great teeth and an attractive smile.
So yes, I think she's gorgeous, but she's not sexy, not in the least.
But Nigella Lawson.....
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:38, 2 replies)

I'd be well fed and ever so slightly scared... Touch of the vampishness about that one.
Am I allowed to drop unsubtle hints about your biscuits and cakes?
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:40, closed)

those are some interesting euphemisms there.
Cake - soft and squishy.
Biscuits - well, they're round and errrm crumbly. Hmmmmm, this one will need some work.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:52, closed)
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