My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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A quickie to round off the QOTWAn ex colleague of mine was somewhat startled when her eleven year old son came home from school one afternoon and announced "Mummy, what's masturbation? We're doing a project on it at school this week".
She was a tad taken aback, schools these days tackle issues head on don't they? She gulped on her coffee, sat her son down and explained everything in a mature and responsible manner.
"But mummy, there's something I don't understand?" asked the boy.
"How does that help you chew your food?"
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AhahahaI like it!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:02,
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