A Shag is a Shag = *WWWRROOONNNGGG*
Just isn't true. Young horny men (and wimmin I suppose) getting your end away with any old person that wanders by ISN'T big nor clever. It's not even fun. Mostly.

You'll find this out the SECOND you blow your man mayonaise (men) / errmm... dunno? (wimmin) as the guilt washes over you and you realise the seedyness of the situation you're in.

Take it from me, A Shag isn't a shag.
(TheManofScience, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:56, 17 replies)

Why would we just
'take it from you'?

What are your credentials?
(username failed moderation, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:58, closed)

He has ejaculate like emulsified egg and doesn't grasp the concept of a female orgasm.
I'd say he was a verifiable fuckwizard.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:06, closed)

I'm assuming half of your problem here is caused by you
not understanding that women have orgasms.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:00, closed)

Aahhh,
the old shagger's remorse.

Cured by another shag. And that's how it starts...
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:04, closed)

A Shag isn't a shag a virgin
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:05, closed)

You seem to cast the virgin tag about on QOTW with gay abandon Dr Sh.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:09, closed)

I can't imagine why.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:10, closed)

A shag
is not the same as making love, but it all depends on what you are after.

If a simple shag is a rubbish as you make out, then the oldest profession in the world wouldn't have lasted as long as it has.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:09, closed)

see, this is where you're wrong.
sometimes a shag just IS a shag and is all the better for it. it doesn't have to be seedy or guilt-ridden. if it makes you feel this way, can i suggest you stop paying for sex?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:24, closed)

Can I suggest you stop charging?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:46, closed)

can i suggest you make a joke that is funny?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:49, closed)

Yeh you're right
Who'd pay for it
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:53, closed)

/talk

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:58, closed)

I love to watch these courtship rituals.
So romantic.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:01, closed)

I laughed

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:56, closed)

Chevron, baby.

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:03, closed)

Oh God, you are my hero.
How would I have ever coped without your so expert input?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:47, closed)