Hah.
Is that what you do this for? There are no big boys here, it's an internet message board.

I'm 46, married with kids. This place staves off boredom, nothing more.

On the other hand, as you're pushing 90,000 posts, I'm quite prepared to admit you're a more significant presence here than I am.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:32, 1 reply)

That must be smashing for you.
You're still rubbish at the internet.

When I want to stave off boredom I typically whimper like a schoolgirl on an irreverant website then furiously backpedal and insist that I'm not taking anything too seriously. Those long afternoons in the cubicle must fly by. You probably barely have time to regret your career or resent your 20 something year old boss.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:35, closed)

Proudly so
Spending most of the last 8 years rabidly pounding at a keyboard isn't something I'd really want on my CV.

But hey, maybe by the time you finish school there'll be some kind of job that requires it. Reach for the skies Doc.

[edit]

You're starting to go red in the face now. Calm down.

Honestly, if you bothered me in the least, I'd put you on ignore. Fact is you're one of the easiet people here to troll - you always react, so people like to stickpoke you.

Don't get too gloomy, I'm sure there's a noob over on /OT you can go and bully.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:37, closed)

This is you still not taking the internet too srsly, right?
Just so we're all clear.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:40, closed)

Correct.

(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:43, closed)

Smashing.
Feel free to continue to remind people that you are not annoyed by bringing up the fact that you are not annoyed in yet another thread. You've only done it in three so far.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:45, closed)

Crushing
wit.

Well done!
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:51, closed)

That isn't wit.
I was just drawing your attention to your behaviour as you seem to be lacking in self awareness. If you're really lacking in dignity you can always pipe up again in the next question.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:52, closed)

Nice double act,
you two have, here.

You should get on X-factor, or something.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 18:57, closed)

Can't be any worse
Than the twats already on there
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:37, closed)

Let my first post be
to tell you you're a cunt.
(wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:53, closed)

Well at least you haven't created a whole new account because of something mildly annoying I said last week.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:57, closed)

This is you still not taking the internet too srsly, right?
Just so we're all clear.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:03, closed)

Ha ha.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:43, closed)

Actually
I'm a 24 year old female lurker. ASL, dickfuck?
(wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 3:00, closed)

your league ←                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  → me
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:46, closed)

This is some aggressive grooming.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:29, closed)

They used sweets and sweet promises back in my day, MM.
Where did it all go wrong? I blame Thatcher.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:35, closed)

Poorly executed child snatching
is yet another symptom of the decline of Western society. And people wonder why AlQaeda hate us so?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:15, closed)

Yeah but you are a cunt admittedly Dr.
I thought this was already ascertained.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:02, closed)

I think officially I'm a gay cunt.
edit: b3ta.com/talk/3531400
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:53, closed)