Biggest Sexual Regret
Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
She does beat up schoolgirls, occasionally
She's a dinner lady in a girl's school
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IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:54,
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^wanking to qotw answers^
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:08,
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^^Wanking to MM^^
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:41,
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Anybody who doesn't wank to MM is clearly gay.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:50,
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My Mum's 65, so she'd be chuffed at the thought of someone cracking one off while imagining her in a pinny slapping girls
Oh no. I'm getting drawn in.
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IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:58,
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Maybe your mother is 65
but she has the minge of a 25 year old.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:43,
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You mean a minge that's been crocheted from the discarded pubic hair of a 25 year ... oh ... back in a mo.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:02,
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.. in a box
oh no, wait
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:07,
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An everyday minge, and one for special occasions.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:08,
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