Shit Holidays
Camping on a dried-up river bed, we discovered when it rained during the night and half of our equipment and clothes were already most of the way to the Irish Sea why you shouldn't camp on a dried-up riverbed. Tell us about crappy holidays.
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Some cunt in Rhyl nicked my wallet
When I was about 10 playing on double dragon in an arcade. That kinda put a downer on things. Fucking pikey welsh spastic cunts
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 13:13,
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Alright, Anne Robinson
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.Yeti., Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:35,
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Alright welsh person
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:59,
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Diolch yn fawr.
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.Yeti., Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:23,
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Fuck off back to Wales
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:32,
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I'll have your wallet, boyo.
In the meantime I'll settle for pelting you with leeks, isn't it?
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.Yeti., Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:48,
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serves you right for going to Wales
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:42,
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Didn't have much choice
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 14:59,
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A spastic
managed to nick your wallet without you noticing?
Wow - those spastics have certainly upped their game since my day.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:10,
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It was out of my pocket and on the machine near the joysticks.
It only had 10 pence pieces in for the games. Horrible thieving scum.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:22,
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So, it was RIGHT IN FUCKING FRONT OF YOU?
Sheesh Span Eff, it ain't the thieving pikey that's the spastic in your story.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 18 Aug 2014, 15:54,
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Now now Stuj I don't want to fall out...
...in all honesty, when I think back I was targeted. And the wallet was out in front of me so that I could keep my eye on it...there were two of them and one of them got busy distracting me as a ten year old showing me how to win on some shit arcade game, talking to me, making me turn to look at them and then one second later they were gone, wallet as well.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:02,
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SUCKA!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:16,
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Front pocket.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 16:41,
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I seen this on The Hustle.
Was it Danny Blue?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:29,
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That's the one yeah.
And that black guy and that bird.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 17:41,
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when I was ten years old in arcades there were always kindly older men wishng to put coins in the slot for me to enjoy the games.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:18,
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even though you're trying to have a pop at him, this just makes you sound like a creep(ier) nonce
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:42,
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Now you sound really retarded and more pointless than usual. Explain your interpretation.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 14:53,
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you sound like a nonce. a big pissy nonce.
i thought it was pretty clear, myself.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 14:56,
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I think you may *MAY* have confused yourself here RS.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:02,
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nah
he just sounded as if he knew far far too much about it...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:09,
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I concur.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:13,
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It's spelled "conker".
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:27,
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ZING
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:43,
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Missed. My turn.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:47,
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Go for it cunt bag
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 18:49,
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... is your mum's stripper name.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:06,
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*thwacko*
FATALITY!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:06,
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No, still not getting it. Perhaps you could get an adult and let them explain. That is if you are not
too busy filing.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:10,
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There
are no Welsh people in Rhyl. It's populated by scouse junkies.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 20:19,
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^goes on holiday in Rhyl.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 22:10,
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Llanddulas
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 22:27,
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Posh name for a quiche.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:38,
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