The Shame
I'm not even going to write a story about this one....I'm just leaving you the photographic evidence. Make of it what you will and be thankful I've simply linked to it and not posted it in all it's technicolour goodness.

Yes, it's me.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:39, 8 replies)

...
I saw that on yr facebook... Nice bum!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:42, closed)

Bicycle
The mudguard-less bike in the background gives it away. It's been known to happen to me when I cycled to the office.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 18:03, closed)

Honey,
Please, PLEEZ tell me that's mud!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 18:21, closed)

^^ what Enzyme said
Nice and pert - I've got a bum like an ironing board.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 18:28, closed)

yes
I like your reflective bits.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 18:36, closed)

er, what they said
Nice bum ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:28, closed)

alas I also saw it on Facebook
Via Humpty

But have a click anyway.
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 12:54, closed)

Very nice bum indeed...
...but I'm still hotter than you on HotOrNot! Bwaahaahaahaahaaaaa!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:05, closed)