Trainsporting
We lived outside of Dublin but worked in the city most fridays we rushed a few beers before the train ride home, my (ex) boyfriend who believed farting was the funniest thing a man could do decided to regale me with with a friday performance complete with cheek raising,
Alas on this occasion he followed through leaving a beautiful stain for all to see. We had about 20 mins to catch the train, the last one of the night, so he sent me to grab him a cheep pair of pants from the nearest shop.
Which because im an idiot i agreed to do. I rushed around looking for a something, eventually I found a place, ran in grabbed a pair of track suit bottoms and made it to the train with about 30 sec to spare,gave the smelly fuck the bag and settled into a beer.
He went to the toilet cleaned himself up and threw his shitty stuff out the window, opened the bag I'd given him to find a shirt ,
I wish I had done it on purpose
(taya, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:13, 10 replies)

Older than God.
But I'll click anyway on the offchance that it actually happened.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:21, closed)

I just managed to accidentally click I LIKE THIS
Which wasn't intentional.
I have heard this one many times, even told to me by a football pundit in regards to a famous English football manager in his early days.
So I officially don't believe you. I'm really, really sorry.
If this is true though, apologies. But I still don't believe you...!
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:34, closed)

oh dear taya
does the little 'L' plate stand for lie

that story was translated from the origonal heiroglyphs by howard carter in 1923

*tut*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:37, closed)

I am in awe
of how Spimf has managed to write a pun on ancient egyptians.

I sincerely hope it was intended.
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:48, closed)

Engage serious face. Serious face engaged.
www.snopes.com/love/dating/poopy.asp

and

www.b3ta.com/questions/worstjourneyintheworld/post61183

Disengage serious face. Serious face off

Edit: Serious face back on etc...

and

66.102.9.104/search?q=cache:cu48dy5sDlQJ:www.pprune.org/forums/archive/index.php/t-50294.html+spike+milligan+cashmere+sweater&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=7&gl=uk

Cached so you can find the relevant bit
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:57, closed)

Newbie Tuesday strikes again...
But 'Swipe? 'SWIPE?

Hear that sound? It's my illusions being shattered...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:01, closed)

So...
Am I the only person who believes this tale?

*click*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:05, closed)

i'm sorry enzyme...
thing is, my dad told me that one when i was little (he doesn't always get "appropriate") so i believed it utterly.

AND i fell for the cheese sandwich one.

i don't listen to my dad anymore...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:38, closed)

Enzyme: re la swipe
You know those cartoons where the hot sexy bit on the other end of a "20 yr old blond wants your *!#? in her ?#*!" chat line kind of thing sounds like an utter sexpot but looks like Hilda Ogden or somesuch......

Well....

Young Rachel.....

No pics in profile.....

Desired by all and sundry on here....

Just thinking out loud that's all!
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 19:26, closed)

^
She did have for a bit... and it's fair to say that she isn't an ancient boiler...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:16, closed)