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As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Can anyone here honestly say that they have, in fact, tried scat play at some point during their lifetime?
I've pissed on and been pissed upon, which wasn't bad, but for some reason the idea of someone squatting over me, starfish puckered, crimping off a piece of chocolate cable, would make my hard-on subside faster than margret thatcher having a wank.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:25, 23 replies)
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Can I repeat that please
EW!
You know, I'm as much a dirty girty as the next girl but hell you've got to draw the line somewhere and number 1 and 2 is where I draw that line.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:29, closed)
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Faster than Margaret thatcher having a wank ?
or faster than the thought of Margaret Thatcher having a wank ?...
Are you implying the iron lady has a strumming action like greased lightning ?
I need a poo.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:31, closed)
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Although a bunch of mates did call up a scat website in an 'internet' bar (it had to go down that route in order to get a licence, but they didn't block access to dodgy pron etc).
This was a busy Friday night when the place was heaving.
One look and the clientele were literally heaving as well... it was gross.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:32, closed)
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EWWWW!
I was once asked to pee on someone for an Artaudian play that I was in. All about 'pushing the boundraries of theatre' or something.
I refused.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:35, closed)
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I've got a big Artaud anthology on my shelf. Strange fella!
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:38, closed)
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A workmate and I were having a few ales after work last night and somehow the phrase "scatgames.com" dropped into the conversation. After repeating it a few times I bet my mate that the site would actually exist.
"Bollocks!" retored he, then used his company BlackBerry to check.
It does exist.
Will his employment still exist next week?
PS. DO NOT go to that site. I still feel sick and it's not the hangover this time, honest.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:41, closed)
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Although the 'Theatre of Cruelty' ideas that he put forth in The Theatre and its Double were something else.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:42, closed)
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I'm sure that Dr Chickenlady has something to say on that far more insightful than I could manage...
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:46, closed)
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.. but have had a missus who lost bladder control each time she came... Subsequently I've ben peed on. Lots.
But.... erm.. not bad. Not bad at all.
I get miffed watching "porn" when some asshole with a floppy cock pisses on a - quite obviously disgruntled - lass. If it's a turn-on.. why floppy eh?
Shit: not to be played with. (IMHO)
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:49, closed)
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But it doesn't hold a candle to Shout At The Devil or Girls, Girls, Girls.
/coat
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:50, closed)
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Is it even possible to pee whilst fully erect? I thought there was some kind of shut-off-valve...
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:51, closed)
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You mean you've never had to resort to those bizarre contortions in order to aim the pee stream into the toilet bowl when you've got a morning stiffy?
Usually involves leaning on the wall with one hand, at about 45° to the floor!
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:57, closed)
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sit down and bend right over, got to be careful you don't accidentally aim betwixt loo seat and porcelian otherwise you can get a suprise.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:59, closed)
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Semi, but never a full on monument!
I'm not one for getting much morning wood, comes with being a chronic insomniac.
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 15:59, closed)
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Just a semi? Nearly every morning I have a thing like a bloody baguette!
Sorry, TMI...
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 16:03, closed)
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apparently there is a product on sale that you take to make your shit smell less erm, shitty for those extra special top mucky fun much sexy moment
nutters
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 16:04, closed)
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I've actually slept...
And yeah, thanks for being so generous with your information, haha!
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 16:08, closed)
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Monument! Genius!
That's getting added to the list of words that make Mrs LeFunk tut!
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 16:28, closed)
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but I have never understood nor do I think I ever will want to try and understand those who welcome the inclusion of shit or piss into their sex games.
There is a reason your body wants to get rid of it, and personally I think it has the right idea...
( , Thu 3 Apr 2008, 17:02, closed)
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