Once upon a time -
I was so young that my body was straight and skinny and flat like a young boy. But, I was always up for entertaining my brother and his friends. So, at the ripe age of 8, I stripped down to nothing and strutted down the stairs to a group of 13 year old boys and said, "What do you say to a naked Lady?". Needless to say I have never lived that one down. Not ever. Not in almost 40 years. Feck.
(The Lunatic Artist throws paint to the wind, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 21:43, 11 replies)

well...
what did they say?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:37, closed)

they couldn't speak
they were laughing so hard. I am still friends with some of those "boys" and they still giggle over that one. I remember being quite proud of myself though - for getting attention from the older boys!
(The Lunatic Artist throws paint to the wind, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:50, closed)

Being 48 now?
What do you do to get the boys attention?
(Popiella Jones, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:20, closed)

well...
I have some curves now and I know what to do when boys giggle at my naked body. I have learned what to do with boys, just like them a bit older than 13 now.
(The Lunatic Artist throws paint to the wind, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:27, closed)

um
I have a curvy body, can you tell me how to be sexy?
(Popiella Jones, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:32, closed)

only if you giggle
Is that sexy?
(The Lunatic Artist throws paint to the wind, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:12, closed)

Popiella Jones
You already are sexy. :3
(oneltrchardonnay, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:28, closed)

what
was the right answer, i'm normally pretty well on the ball but nothing is on my tonge. Maybe that should be QOTW.
(Discreditor wants the dream to come true, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:38, closed)

DJHFghmv
the qotw should be on your tongue?
(Popiella Jones, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:45, closed)

This is so funny.
For a while, I bet your parents were a little worried about your future teenage years.
( girlinthehole, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:50, closed)

And they had good reason to worry!
This incident foretold many adventures in my teenage years. After this, I thought it was a good idea to shed my duds often! We called them "Get Naked" Parties, and with much merriment danced around without clothes and laughed. It really wasn't sexual, but sometimes would lead people to get the idea....
(The Lunatic Artist throws paint to the wind, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:56, closed)