I have a younger brother
We get on really well now, and he's a great uncle to my son. We've had our moments in the past - I locked him in a suitcase when we were younger, he kind-of swiped my coat in revenge. OK, he didn't, he borrowed it because his girlfriend had his, and left me a biscuit. Well, except for eating the biscuit.

But the night that I immediately thought of - he and I were out drinking. Now, he was a ski instructor at the time, and so had the alcohol tolerance of a small country. I... didn't. So, a small argument broke out as we rolled back into the house. We gently (and in my case almost incoherently) bickered backwards and forwards, until I delivered Teh Blow of Doomz. I said "Yeah? Yeah? Well, er, your mother's got a penis!"

This did not get the reaction I'd been hoping for. Well, except that he honestly thought for a moment that he had genuinely pissed himself laughing. When he could finally speak once more, he reminded me that, as brothers, we have the same mother. And so, if his mother had a penis, so did mine. Kind of sums up our relationship really.
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 22:03, 4 replies)

U owe me 35 seconds

(SSSSS, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 22:11, closed)

Give the guy a break
his mother has a penis...
(Aatxe, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 22:20, closed)

Whereas
your post above this one is scintillating in its wit.
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 9:35, closed)

Your brother is your son's great-uncle?
Are you some kind of redneck?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:52, closed)