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Happy Phantom writes, "Sometimes - by planning or happy accident - you achieve something with which you are quite pleased, but which makes little or no difference to the rest of the world.

"This morning, I woke up and spontaneously farted the opening three notes from The Frog Chorus."

What did YOU do?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:04)
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I once cooked dinner for Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman all by myself.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:44, 13 replies)
I once watched Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman all by myself.
They were in 'Eyes Wide Shut', the last film of celebrated and iconoclastic director Stanley Kubrick, who himself makes a brief cameo at one point during the film.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:20, closed)
I too have sat through a whole film starring Tom Cruise.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:35, closed)
His work's not too bad as long as it doesn't rely on his acting abilities.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:03, closed)
So please, don't tell me what I know, or don't know; I know the LAW.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:52, closed)
Yes, this being a particularly flagrant example.
Although Demi Moore far outdid him in the scenery-chewing stakes in that one.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:37, closed)
I'd still fuck her though.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:56, closed)
Oh yeah, obviously.
That white Navy uniform was very effective at highlighting her norkage.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:57, closed)

once cooked dinner for Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman am constantly
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 8:28, closed)
Have I got lunch for you
I've cooked meals for lots of celebs and famous people. Perhaps one day one of them will have the good grace to show up.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:51, closed)
SPAZMOLOL

(McChinaman banned, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:59, closed)
That's easy for you to say

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:08, closed)
did you write to them and tell them you'd done it?
Or did you put cut-outs of their faces on the chairs and serve it up?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 2:35, closed)
No, they actually ate some of it and gave some to their children.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 14:52, closed)

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