Silly AchievementsHappy Phantom writes, "Sometimes - by planning or happy accident - you achieve something with which you are quite pleased, but which makes little or no difference to the rest of the world.
"This morning, I woke up and spontaneously farted the opening three notes from The Frog Chorus."
What did YOU do?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:04)
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I entered a new 'mother-in-law' joke competition run by a bloke-based wedding websiteand got second place behind Dave Spikey but beat Shappi Khorsandi and Gary Delaney.
As reported in the Daily Mail:
and plenty of other news papers/websites.
No prize except kudos and the vague hope that loads of people were wondering who the shuddering fuck I was and did I have a DVD out for Christmas.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:23,
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You could have beaten them a bit harder, like.(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:53, closed)
your pleasant tale of appearing in print is very good. (
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:55,
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You were outed in the paper as being less funny than Dave Spikey?I'd have sued for libel.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 22:26,
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now now no need for this sort of thing(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 22:34,
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CarefulNow.
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They didn't even use my best one:My wife said we should do something nice for the mother-in-law's 70th birthday. Now I'm just waiting for a Groupon for Dignitas.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 15:34,
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Is it just a sign of my old age that I prefer the 'Classic' ones?(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:44, closed)
No.They're better jokes, written by funnier people.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 15:23,
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I love the Madame Tussaud's one(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 13:39, closed)
Me too.Dawson was a fucking genius.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 15:22,
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