Silly Achievements
Happy Phantom writes, "Sometimes - by planning or happy accident - you achieve something with which you are quite pleased, but which makes little or no difference to the rest of the world.
"This morning, I woke up and spontaneously farted the opening three notes from The Frog Chorus."
What did YOU do?
( , Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:04)
Happy Phantom writes, "Sometimes - by planning or happy accident - you achieve something with which you are quite pleased, but which makes little or no difference to the rest of the world.
"This morning, I woke up and spontaneously farted the opening three notes from The Frog Chorus."
What did YOU do?
( , Thu 16 Oct 2014, 16:04)
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The Beast of Cubicle Four
Not me (really - I'd be quite proud if it was) but someone in our office lays the longest cables I have ever seen. We cannot quite figure out who it is but have narrowed it down to a small group of three. It's always in the same toilet (cubicle 4, hence the subject line) and whichever one of them it is has a terrible time dropping his logs, judging by the sounds I once heard coming out of there. There was a total set of "Oohs & ows", a long, drawn-out "gawwwwwd" - finally culminating in a classic 'Oh, Jeeeeeeesus..."
It's a matter of small regret to me that I didn't hang around long enough to see who came out of there, but this was as it became generally noted. It's also been the cause of a rather eloquent sign that now sits on the back of each toilet door, where it cannot fail to be seen by anyone sat on the bog, and says: 'Please ensure that flushing has the desired effect, even if you have to flush more than once.'
Don't know who this man is, but I doff a metaphorical cap to him.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 1:32, 10 replies)
Not me (really - I'd be quite proud if it was) but someone in our office lays the longest cables I have ever seen. We cannot quite figure out who it is but have narrowed it down to a small group of three. It's always in the same toilet (cubicle 4, hence the subject line) and whichever one of them it is has a terrible time dropping his logs, judging by the sounds I once heard coming out of there. There was a total set of "Oohs & ows", a long, drawn-out "gawwwwwd" - finally culminating in a classic 'Oh, Jeeeeeeesus..."
It's a matter of small regret to me that I didn't hang around long enough to see who came out of there, but this was as it became generally noted. It's also been the cause of a rather eloquent sign that now sits on the back of each toilet door, where it cannot fail to be seen by anyone sat on the bog, and says: 'Please ensure that flushing has the desired effect, even if you have to flush more than once.'
Don't know who this man is, but I doff a metaphorical cap to him.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 1:32, 10 replies)
Looped over the cubicle wall and the other end was in the next bowl?
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:46, closed)
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:46, closed)
No, but while one end disappeared up the pipe the other regularly stuck out of the water.
And thick, too. No wonder he strained to get them out.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:01, closed)
And thick, too. No wonder he strained to get them out.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:01, closed)
Now, now...
That's borderline trolling, that is. I could have you banished to a far-flung corner of the internet for that, I could.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:58, closed)
That's borderline trolling, that is. I could have you banished to a far-flung corner of the internet for that, I could.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:58, closed)
So do I follow the light, or keep away from it?
It's so confusing these days.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:16, closed)
It's so confusing these days.
( , Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:16, closed)
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