The Beast of Cubicle Four
Not me (really - I'd be quite proud if it was) but someone in our office lays the longest cables I have ever seen. We cannot quite figure out who it is but have narrowed it down to a small group of three. It's always in the same toilet (cubicle 4, hence the subject line) and whichever one of them it is has a terrible time dropping his logs, judging by the sounds I once heard coming out of there. There was a total set of "Oohs & ows", a long, drawn-out "gawwwwwd" - finally culminating in a classic 'Oh, Jeeeeeeesus..."

It's a matter of small regret to me that I didn't hang around long enough to see who came out of there, but this was as it became generally noted. It's also been the cause of a rather eloquent sign that now sits on the back of each toilet door, where it cannot fail to be seen by anyone sat on the bog, and says: 'Please ensure that flushing has the desired effect, even if you have to flush more than once.'

Don't know who this man is, but I doff a metaphorical cap to him.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 1:32, 10 replies)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:41, closed)

Looped over the cubicle wall and the other end was in the next bowl?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:46, closed)

No, but while one end disappeared up the pipe the other regularly stuck out of the water.
And thick, too. No wonder he strained to get them out.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:01, closed)

thank you for this shit story about shit.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:14, closed)

Now, now...
That's borderline trolling, that is. I could have you banished to a far-flung corner of the internet for that, I could.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:58, closed)

This is a far flung corner of the internet.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:13, closed)

So do I follow the light, or keep away from it?
It's so confusing these days.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:16, closed)

i dun a poo lol

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:37, closed)

Pleasant round here without the trolling.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:48, closed)

very pleasant

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:34, closed)