Slow motion granny RTA
Walking through sunny Ellesmere Port town center, quite a bit stoned, witnessed a bloke in a metro doing about 2mph reversing out from the arcades front parking, slowly and inextricably hit a very slow moving granny, who was coming out a shifty alley way, with her walker, and she fell *bosh* right on her arse and shouted 'YA FUCKIN CUNT!' at the driver. There was no way they had both not noticed each other, so I figure they decided to Chicken it.

I thought it was hilarious. Got some well dirty looks for breaking up laughing. It just all happened so slowly.

She got up and was OK, and I got stink eye from everyone involved and there was no need for ambulance calling or anything, but I could not help wonder, if the bloke needed to exchange insurance details with her, as her walker dented his wing.

Retelling this, I do sound like a right cunt.
(yeswehavenopasties, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 4:32, 11 replies)

I don't think inextricably means what you think it means.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:58, closed)

You could have gone with, what the fuck have I just read.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:09, closed)

I'd have liked to have seen "inexorably".
Simply because it's such a nice word.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:40, closed)

How about "insolently"?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:54, closed)

incontinently

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:00, closed)

insouciantly

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:00, closed)

Yeah... I replaced it with inexorably aswell,
and the sentence became delightful.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:54, closed)

thought it mean something that was unable to be stopped or undone. Guess not.
(yeswehavenopasties, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:50, closed)

I think you were looking for this word
b3ta.com/questions/slapstick2/post2385690
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:28, closed)

Yeah
should have gone with that word. It's well better.
(yeswehavenopasties, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 4:39, closed)

You right cunt.
No way you should be wearing that policeman's uniform.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:55, closed)