SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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I might have told this story before for some other QOTW but...My brother is staying with mum and dad and wakes up one morning to hear his girlfriend and mum talking outside the bedroom door.
"Is he awake yet?" says mum, in an annoyed voice.
"No, but I'm going to get him up and show him what he did."
Apparently in the night (admittedly after a few beers) he'd got up, ignored the en suite bathroom for the guest bedroom mere yards away, walked down the landing, gone into my other brother's room, relieved himself on the bed, and then gone back to his own bed. Luckily other brother was away at university at the time.
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shavedchimp something something oranges something, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:58,
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