SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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another matewoke up in his mum and dads bedroom when they put the light on horrified to find him pissing into his Dad's slippers.
what impressed him most was that he hadn't missed and got any on the carpet at all. Quite a feat as he usually pissed all over the bathroom floor when aiming for the bog.
When he woke up he was unable to stop so had to carry on with his parents watching the piss overflow from one slipper so he moved to the next one to avoid getting it all over the carpet.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 0:43, Reply)
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