SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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A friend of mine.... masturbates vigorously in his sleep.
Every morning he wakes up with a red raw cock and a large and ungainly rapidly cooling jellyfish on his belly.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 8:31, Reply)
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