SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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wedding preparation funabout 2 weeks before the wedding and after lets call it a couple too many beers i obviously decided i needed to pee, i awoke to the now wifes voice "what the fuck are you doing"
"going to the toilet" says i, only to open my eyes and realise that no this isnt the bathroom its the spare room, and no that wasnt the toilet lid i opened it was the lid of the box containing the wedding favours, oops. lets all just assume the (now) wife was ok about it
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 9:43, Reply)
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