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A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.

She doesn't even live in Fulham.

(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Selling Bottoms
One night I had a dream that my then boyfriend was a market trader, selling little porcelain models of bottoms. In the dream, it was a rainy day, and trade was poor.
As I opened my eyes and turned to him, my first words were "Bet you haven't sold many bottoms today?"
He took the piss for years.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 10:14, Reply)

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