SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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football-ismsWhen I was younger a load of us stayed over at a mates house, I was informed the next morning that during the night I had sat upright and shouted in my best northen tones:
"Alright mum...I'll be there in two puffs a referee's whistle"
I have never in my life heard that phrase so why I said it don't know, I like to think that it's a regressed memory from my previous life as a Beano character from the 50's.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 10:52, Reply)
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