SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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We've all done it...I've done the usual pissing in a rubbish bin as a kid but don't do that any more.
Now that I'm married whilst I'm sleeping I just wank furiously over my wife's back screaming that she's a frigid bitch.
Whilst I'm sleeping.
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Weejock, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:12,
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