SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Toilet AdventuresI sleepwalk quite often, especially if I've a wee bit of booze in me. Now some mentioned err 'sleep-pissing' on the floor, been there done that and a lot worse.
There was the time I was staying at my girlfriend’s family house in Guildford (posh town). My girlfriend had a toilet just outside her room that I used for the obvious, but the only shower I could use was the ensuite one in her mum's room. Skip on a month later and my girlfriend rings me:
Her:”hahahahaha”
Me:”What?”
Her:”My mum was drunk last night and decided to tell me something... Remember last month when you were over? Well it seems during the night while my mum was still awake you walked into her room stark naked, opened the door to the toilet, and proceeded to piss in front of her”
Me:”ahem”
Her:”Best bit is she said “Tell you what love, it was half way down his leg, you’re a lucky girl””
I thought she had been giving me strange looks during breakfast....
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:27, Reply)
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