SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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A few months agoI woke up to find myself lieing on the steps that led up to my bathroom, blood pissing out of my nose and mouth, with my housemate standing over me looking very, very concerned. I'd managed to fall off a 4ft flight of stairs while asleep, landing on another stair facing the other way square on my teeth. You know that bit in American History X where Ed Norton puts the guy's teeth on the pavement and... well yeah. I fractured my 2 front teeth at the top of the roots, knocked all my teeth completely out of place and cut a perfect imprint of my top teeth through my bottom lip. I couldn't eat properly for over a month and I'll never be able to clench my teeth properly again. Oh well, gotta laugh :D
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Damien's Hearse, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:00,
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