Sleepwalking
A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
« Go Back
I was working at Paddington Green Police Station Many Years Ago
We detained a young repeat offender for TWOCing a car in the area.
We booked him in, put him in the cells for the night, but blow me down if he didnt start sleepwalking.
With my own eyes I saw him unlock his cell door from the inside, come out, punch himself 3 or 4 times in the stomach, then trip down the stairs to the custody officers desk, before repeatedly slamming his own face in to the desk breaking his nose and jawbone.
All this in his sleep, mark you - well that's what we told the NCIS blokes when they came to investigate it.
Evening All.
( , Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:11, Reply)
We detained a young repeat offender for TWOCing a car in the area.
We booked him in, put him in the cells for the night, but blow me down if he didnt start sleepwalking.
With my own eyes I saw him unlock his cell door from the inside, come out, punch himself 3 or 4 times in the stomach, then trip down the stairs to the custody officers desk, before repeatedly slamming his own face in to the desk breaking his nose and jawbone.
All this in his sleep, mark you - well that's what we told the NCIS blokes when they came to investigate it.
Evening All.
( , Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:11, Reply)
« Go Back