
A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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I was on holiday in sunny Portugal with alot of friends and family, alcohol was abundant and i found myself pissed every night and hung over ever morning for 2 weeks. Suffice to say there were alot of stories to this holiday but i have to choose just one.
We had anticipated going to a certain club for most of the week and when we finally did we discovered the doors didnt open until around 3am. This was bad news as the night before i pulled an all nighter and was pretty shattered, so we killed some time by getting even more pissed than we already were. By the time i got in i was ready to collapse with exhaustion, and the heat of Portugal in the middle of summer in a busy nightclub doesnt help anything. I kept tryign to find a place to sleep but only to get pushed around more by drunken twats. It got to the point where i couldnt control it and was falling asleep standing up, i would sleepwalk for a while and not know what the hell happened. On the way up some stairs i feel asleep, then smacked into the wall adjascent. This sent a concrete modern art wall-hanging suspended some 7 foot above me off its tethers, it smashed the UV light underneath it and continued its descent, coming to a stop at the base of my neck. When i came to my senses on the floor covered in glass i went into hulk mode and fought my way out in sleepy drunken rage. I was told this by my friends afterwards but dont really remember much, i must have been asleep and alcohol was at the controls. Got the cold-shoulder for a while after that.
Apologies for length.
( , Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:41, Reply)
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