SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Last night...I dreamed I was seeing a big, surly gang beat up a nerd, at college. So I dived in, started pulling the ringleader's hair hard and bit him on the soft, fleshy underarm.
However, in real life I bit Mrs Mofo's breast, very hard, waking us both up and dissolving me into fits of giggles. There are very fetching teethmarks now.
(first post, hi!)
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:45, Reply)
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