SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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When I was a nipperI used to sleepwalk A LOT as a kid and did some fairly bizarre things, like standing out in the back garden in my jim-jams shouting "Darren!" at the top of my voice. My mum also found me once trying to climb into the airing cupboard because a monster was following me. Of course, I would have no recollection of the previous night's terrors the following morning.
I'm hoping that in my adult life, I've grown out of this but a number of years ago I woke in the morning with that weird feeling of morning-after-night-before dread. I had the vaguest memory of walking out of my flat, bollock naked, and taking a piss against the wall in the outside yard. A yard that was overlooked by a number of other flats.
Where I live now, the front door opens up on to a busy street, just down the road from our local Wetherspoons, so I hope to god I don't ever repeat it.
I also talk complete bollocks in my sleep, which annoys the fuck out of Mrs Ghostlight...
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:00, Reply)
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