SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Where to start?I have been sleepwalking for most of my adult life, highlights include.
1. Taking a slash against the wall, a mere 3 feet from the bathroom. My respose to my friends frenzied shouting? 'Well I'm finished now', before sloping off to bed.
2. Walking in on two of my (female) friends, while they were getting it on. Didn't actually find out about that one for about 3 months.
3. Waking up after a night out with a half remembered dream of walking into a flatmates bedroom naked. Only to discover, yup, it wasn't a dream. I had actually also tried to steal some of his t-shirts.
4. Sitting down on the floor at a party and waking up the next morning in my own bed. Apparently I had spent a good while looking for the front door until people had tired of laughing at me and let me out. I had then managed to navigate myself home in my sleep.
Add to these, countless incidents of waking up in the wrong bed, meaningless converations while asleep and you can guess why I'm so popular.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:33, Reply)
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