SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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In Middle Of The Niiiiiight...Slept...got up...pissed somewhere unexpected...yawn...mother saw...
BORING!
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My ex-girlfriend and I were asleep one night, when from out of nowhere she punched me square in the bollocks. I started shouting at her and she started crying, because she "hadn't meant to hoist the curd" and "the seagull tried to peck"!
The next day she remembered none of it. Other than this she was pretty normal.
I also have a friend who sleepwalks most nights. He once woke up in his loft, cradling the water tank, in the middle of winter! He said he actually started crying when he woke up, as he was so cold.
The ladder to the loft had fallen away too, so he had to call his wife to help him! She wasn't impressed, by all accounts.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:59, Reply)
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