spending a penny
Plenty of wardrobe toilet antics as expected, all good stuff, my dad did the same after a whisky drinking challange

But i do have to wonder if i might be the only man in the whole world to have "sleep-pissed" into my own wallet....

i remember waking in the middle of the night pissing into the toilet and going to bed. But it would seem (and this is guess work as i can't remember) that what actually happend was i got up took my wallet out of my jeans laying on the floor, unzipped the coin pouch part of it and then relieved myself into it, obviously this filled rather quickly so then i zipped it up again while pissing all over my bed side cabinet then moving to the bathroom (possibly having stopped the flow as there was no wet trail to the bathroom) before continuing into the bowl waking up properly as i did so and then heading back to bed non the wiser

i woke in the morning and noticed my wallet was laying in a puddle on my bed side cabinet, on closer inspection i was amazed to see that the cheap and nasty wallet was infact quite water proof, I opened the buldging zip to find a few (now very clean) pennies floating around in my now cold and already starting to smell urine.

the puddle on the cabinet had seeped onto my cards so when i got stopped by a nasty twunt copper a few days later I was evil grinning on the inside when i handed him my slightly stained smelly drivers licence. same goes for the moaning, fat grumpy cow on the counter at my bank..

length, bout the same as a £20 note

btw, NOBODY knows about this, its the first time i've told anyone... feel honoured !! oh and click i like this :o)
(maxumus HEY!.... diddly dee, de de de de de de, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:25, Reply)