SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Two colleagues once shared a bedsit during the week.Colleague 1 told me how he slept in the raw, and woke up one night to find colleague 2 fellating him vigorously.
He hit colleague 2 over the head with a rolled up magazine to disengage his suction, although it took 2 or 3 goes to succeed.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:31, Reply)
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