SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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before methe bedshitter went out with a girl called joanne whose parents were strict catholics. although the daughter was (apparently) a dirty ripper, they never let them spend the night together under their roof.
one night, the 'shitter and joanne had been out drinking and the parents could hear floorboards creaking. convinced that they would try and sleep together, joanne's mother took it upon herself to sleep with her daughter to stop the 'shitter slipping in for any hanky panky.
sadly for joanne, she was too drunk to get this. she rolled over with the horn in the middle of the night, embraced her mother hungrily and said something as erotic and original as "oh john, do me, do me" before her mother woke her up screaming.
that story made me go cold...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 15:19,
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