notorious
I lived with a guy who was a notorious sleep walker. No just walker but serial sleep pisser. It's one of those things that happens to him when he's in an unfamiliar environment or pished as a fart. Let's call him SP.

When we lived and worked in a hotel in the lake district SP wandered into one of the girls rooms (she was getting a doing off one of the bar men) and started pissing against the wall then calmly walked out.

In our flat after a night of drinking my girlfriend got up to go to work (I was still a feckless student) she made a cup of tea and said "there's water all over the kitchen floor. But I couldn't see a leak" How she missed the smell of piss and vodka is beyond me. Watching her face turn that night when I told her what must have happened was priceless - she'd stepped in it a bit.

Finally - he was staying with a mate after a particuarly heavy session. The guy is lying on his bed door open when, from the side of the door comes a great big arching stream of piss landing squarly on a pile of dirty washing piled up against the wall. SP then came sleep walking into the room and lay down on the pile of dirty washing. What did the other guy do? Left him to sleep in his own piss.
(cannonfodder fodder for cannons on, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 16:22, Reply)