SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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I walk and talk in my sleepand have done since I had concussion as a toddler.
One of the best stories (which possibly could have been posted last week) happened when I was about five and was allowed bubblegum for the first time.
How excited I was when I was given permission to try the treat that was sellotaped to the front of The Dandy. My pleasure wasn't even spoilt by my anxious mother repeatedly asking as I chomped away whether I had swallowed it or not. These warnings must have had some effect however.
Much later that night, long after the gum had been discarded, I sat up in bed and shouted in tones of agony "I've swallowed my bubblegum." My sister leapt out of bed, ran into my parents' room and announced "Innogen's swallowed her... bubblegum." All three trooped into my bedroom to find me sound asleep and I couldn't remember a thing about it the next morning.
Less exciting were the nights I marched back and forward to bathroom repeatedly flushing the toilet.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 17:46, Reply)
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