SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Not so much asleep as half-asleepI hired a van last weekend to help a mate move house. The hire place was shut by the time we finished, but I knew I could return it before 9:30 the next morning so that was ok.
Woke up at 9am. "Oh dear", I thought (or something ver similar) "I'd better get a move on." Grabbed my bike because I thought I'd cycle back along the cycle path I use to get to work, which runs past the van hire place. Grabbed my wallet, phone and the van keys, and headed outside.
I was horsing on a bit along the road, nearly at the hire place now, but with this little bit at the back of my mind going "hang on Gordon, something's wrong here, you've forgotten something..." Yes, I had indeed.
I'd forgotten the bloody van.
Length? About 45 minutes.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 21:15, Reply)
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