SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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probably because im lazy ...i didnt sleepwalk, preferring instead to talk in my slumber. this i managed quite successfully on many occasions, notably on school mornings (a while back now!) when mum would attempt to wake the beast and would "hold a 10 minute conversation" with me. after which she'd leave the room and i would continue to sleep until there was almost no time left to get ready ... even after i repeatedly told her to just "slap me, or kick me out of bed, PLEASE", she never did. [should this have been in the parenting QoTW? :P]
the one time i -did- bother doing something in my sleep i dont even remember. i was passed out on a bed one sunny afternoon and a mate thought it would be funny to see how i reacted to him patting my arse as i lay face down on the bed. apparently (and i have no recollection of this) i jumped up, made a kick towards his face, while he jumped back into a corner, scowled at him, then went back to sleep ...
and i wondered why he was so nice to me at dinner that evening.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 0:49, Reply)
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