Sleepwalking
A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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*Snore*
Just a couple of stories somewhat in the vein of some others.
A friend of mine showed me a text message she sent once. It went something like this "Hey, i'm ok. Just got back abdnfuew hroejhoiw jieoq8384an from work and i'm pretty tired". Turns out she had fallen asleep momentarily while texting and her thumb had merrily continued poking buttons until she woke up again and continued where she left off.
My girlfriends family are notorious sleepwalkers and talkers. The only one that sticks in my mind is the time her younger sister was thumping about upstairs and as her dad came upstairs to see what the fuss was promptly decided to throw herself down the stairs. Cue one very surprised and relieved father and one extremely comatose girl.
I must confess that my girlfriend and I engage upon sleeptalking almost nightly. Usually involves one comment of absolute arse followed by the other person commenting about how the talking person is really asleep. However every so often it happens simultaneously. One time I called out "quickly we must repaint the ceiling with memories" (I was dreaming I was painting the Sistine Chapel of all places) to which my girlfriend replies "no we cant they are not good enough and no-one else will understand". At this point we both came to, being aware something very strange had transpired...
Length? Enough to put you to sleep.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2007, 1:28, Reply)
Just a couple of stories somewhat in the vein of some others.
A friend of mine showed me a text message she sent once. It went something like this "Hey, i'm ok. Just got back abdnfuew hroejhoiw jieoq8384an from work and i'm pretty tired". Turns out she had fallen asleep momentarily while texting and her thumb had merrily continued poking buttons until she woke up again and continued where she left off.
My girlfriends family are notorious sleepwalkers and talkers. The only one that sticks in my mind is the time her younger sister was thumping about upstairs and as her dad came upstairs to see what the fuss was promptly decided to throw herself down the stairs. Cue one very surprised and relieved father and one extremely comatose girl.
I must confess that my girlfriend and I engage upon sleeptalking almost nightly. Usually involves one comment of absolute arse followed by the other person commenting about how the talking person is really asleep. However every so often it happens simultaneously. One time I called out "quickly we must repaint the ceiling with memories" (I was dreaming I was painting the Sistine Chapel of all places) to which my girlfriend replies "no we cant they are not good enough and no-one else will understand". At this point we both came to, being aware something very strange had transpired...
Length? Enough to put you to sleep.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2007, 1:28, Reply)
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