SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Good thing I didn't follow thru...I don't sleep walk or sleep pee (you silly incontinent drunken fools!)
I do odd things in my sleep, I am dreaming I am doing something, then kind of 1/2 wake up and still half asleep I am aware I am doing it for real.
1. Dreaming I am a box made of steel girders, I trying to contort myself into a rigid steel frame.. then being vaguely aware I am trying to do this for real. I am on all fours on top of my bed trying to do this. I think my mother tried to get me back into bed, very hard when your thinking your a rigid frame made of steel girders...
2. Dreaming I am reaching over to get something off a shelf.. Finding I have just reached over and grabbed Mrs Middenface's face...
(she speaks gibberish in her sleep. 'we don;t need any metal ones' and 'Hmm rotting pustules'
3. Curled up with the beloved, with my bottum in her lap, then giving out two identical huge symphonic ripping farts, feeling oh so proud, but convinced I am dreaming, then being told the next day I did it for real...
4. Launching the cat from my face while asleep from a top bunk. I thought it was dream, but that cat gave me the evils next day...
5. Vommiting on my brother's ear on the bunk below, I don't think I was asleep but Funny and a good shot...
Length? Deal with it mofo, at leasts there is no urine.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 9:34, Reply)
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