Not another 'piss-in-the-wardrobe' one?
My brother - woken up by his now ex-wife whilst pissing in the wardrobe over his tape cassette collection.

My mate - did the 'take the wrong turn in his own house, lift up the cushion on the sofa, sit down and piss all over the place' bit. Was woken up by screaming (and now ex) G/F

Same mate - went on holiday with another (now ex - quelle surprise) G/F on trip to Turkey to meet some of her relatives. He was due to sleep on the sofa. As he was prone to sleep-related-toilet action anyway, he decided the best thing to do considering the unusual surroundings, and wanting to make a great first impression, would be to get as twatted as a pleb's cock.
Whilst asleep, he then got up and promptly curled a steaming whippy on their kitchen floor tiles before returning to sofa. Next morning, when they dragged him from his peaceful, snuggly nest with their veritable arses in a bunch, my mate denied all knowledge of the incident and thought that the whole thing was some elaborate practical joke set up by them. It was only when they pointed out that he had neatly left his underpants by the honking turd-stack that he accepted that he had indulged in more drunken sleepshittery.

..He's coming to stop at my house tonight too...pray for pooflake
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 12:23, Reply)