Not quite walking.
When i was in halls i had been down the pub for a few ales then retired to bed. I then awoke to find the fire alarm going off and a rather angry warden in my room. "Get up" he shouts.
"Shit, the fire alarms going off" i reply.
"Get dressed" He says.

I promptly get dressed and he tells me to give him my id. Then he tells me thats my driving licence not my id.

Then i get escorted to the fire assembly point where everyone else is. I then sit down and wait. Another female warden walks in and starts to speak.

"Everyone can now go, apart from gormo who thought it would be a clever idea to call me a fucking cunt. He's now getting fined 50 quid".

Shit, I didn't remember that one. I apologised and managed to get the fine dropped. Although the university still decided to fine me £10 for failure to leave my room during a fire alarm. Which is nice "sorry you could have burned alive by sleeping through the alarm, but now we're charging you 10 pounds for the privilege".

The warden loved me afterwards, she said she had never met anyone so offensive yet so charming.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:37, Reply)