SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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How about sleep shagging, then?One morning I woke up with a bad case of morning wood and tried to rub up against my wife to get her going, only to be told that we'd done that about three hours before when I woke her in the middle of the night by climbing on top of her and giving her the ride of her life.
I had no memory of this at all, but from what she told me it sounded like I should be quite proud of that performance.
(Actually, considering how we ended up, maybe it's just as well that I don't.)
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:54,
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