Sleepwalking
A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Its a Gooooooooal!
i remember a few years ago now, we all used to go to a mates flat and take lots and lots of E.
one mate michael was sleeping on the floor, and me and two mates were drifting in and out of sleep on the sofa, when michael sit bolt up rights and shots at the top of his lungs "AND ITS TEDDY SHERRINGHAM WITH THE BALL, HE SHOOT, HE SCORES, GOOOOOOOOOOOAL!" we all sat there in hystircs as he then layed back down and carried on sleeping.
a few hours later me and two mates are sat up smoking the bong when we look at mike on the floor and ask him if he wants a hit... to which he replies, give me a few minutes im just helping my mate unload his lorry.. lol were on a the third floor in the same place we have been for the past 10 hours..
we dont see him much anymore. wondered what happned to him lol.
*insert length joke here*
( , Fri 24 Aug 2007, 15:31, Reply)
i remember a few years ago now, we all used to go to a mates flat and take lots and lots of E.
one mate michael was sleeping on the floor, and me and two mates were drifting in and out of sleep on the sofa, when michael sit bolt up rights and shots at the top of his lungs "AND ITS TEDDY SHERRINGHAM WITH THE BALL, HE SHOOT, HE SCORES, GOOOOOOOOOOOAL!" we all sat there in hystircs as he then layed back down and carried on sleeping.
a few hours later me and two mates are sat up smoking the bong when we look at mike on the floor and ask him if he wants a hit... to which he replies, give me a few minutes im just helping my mate unload his lorry.. lol were on a the third floor in the same place we have been for the past 10 hours..
we dont see him much anymore. wondered what happned to him lol.
*insert length joke here*
( , Fri 24 Aug 2007, 15:31, Reply)
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